Friday, October 5, 2007

NOTICE

You must be aware of the initiative taken up by the Civil Acts Authority of Champadi People (CAACP) to carry out a self-reformation by constructive criticism of behaviour/acts of certain members, which do not conform to the high standards that we have set for ourselves.

We may all take this moment to look back and contemplate at the past couple of years that we have been together and how we have spent every moment for our personal development as well as the development of the community as a whole. Our regular meetings and debates have lead to unprecedented changes in the socio-economic standards of third-world countries, beside opening up the markets for foreign direct investments. The recent surge in the BSE index and the appreciation of the Rupee against Dollar(at a current rate of 39.32 Rupee for 1.00 Dollar) has been, to put it modestly, mostly the fruit of our hard work.

Now why are suddenly beating our own drums? Just to remind you of the rich heritage of our community. And then when I see the erratic behaviour of a certain member, it really hurts like a conch shell up my ass. The picture below will speak more than any words can.



In a recent sting operation by a private news agency our member A was found fiddling with his nose in an inappropriate manner, much to his senior, our beloved S's shock and dismay! Notwithstanding repeated protests from S, A went on with his disposition until he found what he was looking for. It was then that he noticed the cameraman( of the sting operation team). He ran after the lensman and even tried to smear his 'unearthings' on his T-shirt. The sting operation team left, disgusted.

It was only at my request that they finally agreed not to put this news up on international television. This incident has deeply shocked and grieved me and I leave it to you, my fellow members to decide on a step appropriate for A. Let your verdict be an example... a decision that the whole world will remember in centuries to come.

Thank you.

I remain. Yours truly,

Saptarshi.

5 comments:

Fishhater said...

lets put him into a harem of muslim women! LEts! or better yet a harem of MUSLIM hijras!!!Lets!! thatll put him right!!! :) :)

Subhayu said...

i kinda agree with shonai...lets just add to that

how about a muslim community with their leader as a converted BIDIT!!!!!!

mojo said...

heh!!! i met A today!-

Unknown said...

Be serious people! Verdicts anyone?

Ashi said...

Muslim Hijras?

He should be allowed what he likes as long as he does not burp around. Right to life contains Right to conduct life in the manner one maximizes benefits accrued from it.

What verdict were we talking about you whore?