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The Bhablet's toys are being stolen very often these days. The kid has been rather shocked and confused for the past month as 4 of its favourite toys went missing. When asked for comments The Bhablet failed to say anything substantial and was on the verge of breaking down. However it kept saying somethings on the lines of ' Maas(sic)'. The Bhablets mother S and its father V could not be contacted for comments.

But a person who refused to reveal his/her identity has mailed to me two photographs that seem to reveal the possible culprit. The man could not be identified and after checking with the Ministry of Human Resources it has been confirmed that he probably is a visitor to earth on a Tourist Visa. The possibilities of his being a Martian cannot be ruled out(reference to The Bhablet's 'Maas'). The Bhablet infact spotted the toy being stolen and tried its best to draw attention of its father. To no avail.

The pictures:

The suspected man with the toy in his hand. Note the look on his face!

The Bhablet seems to have spotted something!

Anyone who has any information regarding this man may please contact me at urinnersmile@gmail.com .The identity of the informer will be kept fully confidential. If you love The Bhablet help spot the Martian. Speak up for child rights.

NOTICE

You must be aware of the initiative taken up by the Civil Acts Authority of Champadi People (CAACP) to carry out a self-reformation by constructive criticism of behaviour/acts of certain members, which do not conform to the high standards that we have set for ourselves.

We may all take this moment to look back and contemplate at the past couple of years that we have been together and how we have spent every moment for our personal development as well as the development of the community as a whole. Our regular meetings and debates have lead to unprecedented changes in the socio-economic standards of third-world countries, beside opening up the markets for foreign direct investments. The recent surge in the BSE index and the appreciation of the Rupee against Dollar(at a current rate of 39.32 Rupee for 1.00 Dollar) has been, to put it modestly, mostly the fruit of our hard work.

Now why are suddenly beating our own drums? Just to remind you of the rich heritage of our community. And then when I see the erratic behaviour of a certain member, it really hurts like a conch shell up my ass. The picture below will speak more than any words can.



In a recent sting operation by a private news agency our member A was found fiddling with his nose in an inappropriate manner, much to his senior, our beloved S's shock and dismay! Notwithstanding repeated protests from S, A went on with his disposition until he found what he was looking for. It was then that he noticed the cameraman( of the sting operation team). He ran after the lensman and even tried to smear his 'unearthings' on his T-shirt. The sting operation team left, disgusted.

It was only at my request that they finally agreed not to put this news up on international television. This incident has deeply shocked and grieved me and I leave it to you, my fellow members to decide on a step appropriate for A. Let your verdict be an example... a decision that the whole world will remember in centuries to come.

Thank you.

I remain. Yours truly,

Saptarshi.

Daring Sexcapades!

Location: An island on the Lake- er raasta.
Time: 5.43 in the afternoon.

Picture one. Our friend Daniel spots a cow( a dark one) across the street on the island. He says its gorgeous. He is specially turned on by the white star on its forehead. He jumps over the steel rails, runs across the street and makes a dash for the poor critter.

Picture two. He goes behind the bush, out of the general view of people. And tries getting close to the animal. It is irked by his unabashed approaches and starts moo'ing for help.

Picture three. Daniel realises that he might get into trouble with PETA and Women's Rights activists and scurries back across the street.

And now, i reiterate what I have been saying all along. This guy is not normal. He is a threat to the society and animals. Be aware. Be prepared. To moo when you need to.