Daring Sexcapades!

Location: An island on the Lake- er raasta.
Time: 5.43 in the afternoon.

Picture one. Our friend Daniel spots a cow( a dark one) across the street on the island. He says its gorgeous. He is specially turned on by the white star on its forehead. He jumps over the steel rails, runs across the street and makes a dash for the poor critter.

Picture two. He goes behind the bush, out of the general view of people. And tries getting close to the animal. It is irked by his unabashed approaches and starts moo'ing for help.

Picture three. Daniel realises that he might get into trouble with PETA and Women's Rights activists and scurries back across the street.

And now, i reiterate what I have been saying all along. This guy is not normal. He is a threat to the society and animals. Be aware. Be prepared. To moo when you need to.